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Total Medals Earned: 656 (From 145 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,850 Points

Fish Outta Water

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)

Belly Up 5 Points

Crash Your Bowl

Blow Out 10 Points

Beat the Blowfish Boss

Jumping The Shark 10 Points

Die trying to jump a shark

Turtle Power 10 Points

Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row

Don't Croak Now 25 Points

Beat the Frog boss

A Walrus of a Tale 50 Points

Beat the Walrus boss

Sea Legs 50 Points

Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode

FISHBANE

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/140 points)

Red Suicide 10 Points

Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!

3 x Golden Harpoons 5 Points

Collect three Golden Harpoons!

Kill Slimy 5 Points

Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.

6 x Golden Harpoons 10 Points

Collect six Golden Harpoons!

Mysterious Stranger 10 Points

Watch this mysterious stranger blink.

Harpoon Suicide 25 Points

Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!

Scary Places 25 Points

Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.

The Last Goldfish 25 Points

Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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FPA: Sneak Peek

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)

A tiny trial 5 Points

Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.

An awesome trial 25 Points

Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.

For Science! 25 Points

Beat the sciencey challenge room.

Challenge Accepted! 50 Points

Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!

Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 10/18 (120/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Fucking Bugs

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/260 points)

Chow Down 5 Points

Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game

Evolution 5 Points

Evolve for the first time

FUCKING BUGS! 5 Points

lose the game

Oh shi- 5 Points

Lose 80% of your health

Don't let them rot.... 10 Points

Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time

Score! 25 Points

Get over 10, 000 points in one game

Mow them down! 50 Points

Kill 200 enemies total

RAWR! 50 Points

Beat the game

That was a bit too close... 50 Points

Bounce back from a really low health amount

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Gravity Duck

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

Beginner Duck 5 Points

Complete the first level

Intermediate Duck 5 Points

Complete 10 levels

Senior Duck 10 Points

Complete 20 levels

Professional Duck 25 Points

Complete 30 levels

Top Duck 25 Points

Complete all levels

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 9/18 (165/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/190 points)

Got Wood? 5 Points

Suffer the stickman's wrath

Gut Busting 5 Points

Step on the trap

Saviour 5 Points

Keep both dinner guests alive

Bad Doggy 5 Points

Race the wolf... and lose

Between a Rock and a Hard Rock 5 Points

Get crushed

Big Brother 5 Points

Rescue Gretel

Free Bird 5 Points

Teach hansel how to fly

Frosty Impaler 5 Points

Be too greedy

Here Doggy! 5 Points

Give a dog a bone

Metal Meal 5 Points

Get Hansel to eat the scissors

Never Hit an Old Man 5 Points

Disrespect your elders

Revenge 5 Points

Beat a dead horse

Sensory Overload 5 Points

Reveal the bridge

Slayer 5 Points

Slay the beast

Snip Snip 5 Points

Get cut

Spiked 5 Points

Get the pit death

Ssssssurprise! 5 Points

Try and cross the swamp without Hansel

Swan Dive 5 Points

Go for a swim

Weather Master 5 Points

Solve the weather puzzle

Where's My Arm? 5 Points

Pet the teddy

A Trusty Hat 10 Points

Give Rufus back his hat

A Woman's Tears 10 Points

Free Emma

Till Part 3... 10 Points

Complete the game

Grimm Master 2 25 Points

Beat the game after getting all the deaths

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Handless millionaire

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)

Your left hand 5 Points

Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your right hand 5 Points

Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your fingers 25 Points

Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.

Haunt the House

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)

Nobody Home 5 Points

Scare all the people out of the house

Spirit Level 10 Points

Reach maximum atmosphere

Mass Hysteria 25 Points

Freak out 5 people at once

The Final Curtain 10 Points

Cause 10 suicides

Nine Tenths of the Law 50 Points

Possess every item

Swinging Party 50 Points

All lights swinging at once

Spice of Life 100 Points

Use every possessable ability

Secret Medal ????? Points

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