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Total Medals Earned: 656 (From 145 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,850 Points

Heart of Ice

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/410 points)

Neophyte 5 Points

Master the game's basic controls

Ishmael and I 5 Points

Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael

Pest Control 5 Points

Kill at least sixteen insects

The Deposed 5 Points

Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!

Yarrrr! 5 Points

Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!

Acid Trip 10 Points

Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped

Atavist 10 Points

Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'

Completion 10 Points

Complete the entire game

Icarus 10 Points

Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers

Nonpareil 10 Points

Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum

Tepid 10 Points

Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos

Hoarder 25 Points

Find every secret item in the game

Post Mortem Aggression 25 Points

Unlock and defeat the secret boss

Unlimited 25 Points

Unlock every bonus in the game

Dancing Mad 50 Points

Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode

Invincible 50 Points

Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena

The Extreme 50 Points

Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode

Deity 100 Points

Gain every other achievement in the game

Holiday Sim

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)

Sudden Death 5 Points

What a quick game!

Rockstar 10 Points

a classic rockstar's end

Best Holiday Ever 25 Points

so what is the typical holiday like?

King of the Waves 100 Points

you are a beach boy!!!

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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I am Not a Witch

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)

Informed Voter 5 Points

Read about Christine

Good Citizen 5 Points

Give a lot of money to the IRS

Big Spender 10 Points

Buy every upgrade

Monster Killer 10 Points

Kill the boss

Pacifist 25 Points

Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.

Tea Party Nut 25 Points

Win the game

Undead 50 Points

Win without losing a life

Secret Medal ????? Points

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I Have 1 Day

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)

How 'bout 2 days? 10 Points

Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.

Saw that coming 25 Points

Beat the game without wasting a single hour.

i saw her standing there

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)

A Hero of a BF 5 Points

Complete Act 1

Girls and Guns 5 Points

Complete Act 2

stay together FOREVER 5 Points

Complete Act 3

Experimental Tendencies 10 Points

Play with cheats

These Heads 5 Points

Click on both the Credits Heads

Feelin Soft 25 Points

Complete a no-gun-run

Tough as Undead Nails 50 Points

All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)

Iced Over

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/115 points)

Game Over 5 Points

Lose a game

View credits 5 Points

Look at the credits

You suck 5 Points

End a game with 1 point

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Indie Jones

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)

Hidden Treasure Hunter 5 Points

Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle

Ball Breaker 5 Points

Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game

69er 10 Points

Collect exactly 69 gems in one game

Tank Award 10 Points

Collect 10 tanks in one game

The Century Mark 10 Points

Collect 100 gems in one game

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Collect 200 gems in one game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Insanity Box 2

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

Good Spork 5 Points

Find me two sporks

Antichrist 5 Points

Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.

Bad Monkey 5 Points

Lose at MONKEY GRAB.

Butcher 5 Points

Lose at ROPE JUMP.

Clean Sweep 5 Points

Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.

Dubble Trubble 5 Points

Try both game modes in one session

Epic Failure 5 Points

Lose 10 times in one session of play.

Poker 5 Points

Poke the mammoth in the eye

Student 5 Points

Read the instructions

Submitter 5 Points

Submit a score

Astroid Killer 10 Points

Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.

Close Race 10 Points

Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock

Fat Ass 10 Points

Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.

Five Kay 10 Points

Reach a score of 5000 points or more.

Marksman 10 Points

Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.

Multiplicity 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10

Pipe Dream 10 Points

Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.

Quitter 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.

Streaker 10 Points

Get a streak of 10 or more.

Top Gun 10 Points

Destroy 10 planes in JETS.

Alien Buster 25 Points

Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.

Drunk 25 Points

Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.

Half-Ass 25 Points

Finish half of STORY MODE

It's Over 10 000! 25 Points

Get a score of 10 000 points or more.

Math Wiz 25 Points

Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.

Streak Master 25 Points

Get a streak of 20 or more.

Random God 50 Points

Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.

Story God 50 Points

Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.

Streak God 50 Points

Get a streak of 50 or more.

The Ending Story 50 Points

Finish STORY MODE

Intruded

Medals Earned: 6/8 (65/165 points)

Let's walk in my direction 5 Points

Finish cam 4

Like a watermelon 5 Points

Finish cam 8

Elevator moonwalking 10 Points

Finish cam 20

Frustrating camera angles - The game 10 Points

Finish cam 12

Lara croft style 10 Points

Finish cam 19

Hello, nice to meet you 25 Points

Finish the game

A real intruder 50 Points

Collect all 15 orbs in one playthrough

Gimlet eyes 50 Points

Finish the game in "Ghost Mode" (unlocked after first completing the game)